Give me toilet paper! is a game built around a simple universal concept: At some point in our lives, we’ll forget to check the toilet paper roll before we sit down. That’s exactly what happened to the helpless digital entrepreneurs, trapped behind a senseless bathroom stall. Only you can save them – by sticking the Joy-Cinto a roll of toilet paper and literally rolled it through buzz saws and lasers.
Here’s how it works. You stick one of your Switch controllers into a roll of toilet paper (not included with the eShop game), then stuff some tissue into the roll to keep it from slipping. Then, you can use a pad to rotate the controller back and forth. joy- cThe on motion sensors will allow you to use physical motion as your primary input. The game itself consists of rolling toilet paper through platform hazards before finally getting to the poor dude who just wanted to take a shit. One such hazard is other toilet paper rolls with nails sticking out of them, which I find incredibly funny.
But wait, it gets funnier. According to the eShop descriptionSensitive toilet paper. He rolls towards the guy so he can use it to wipe his ass. What a noble act of self-sacrifice. I have a lot of questions, and I won’t think twice about any of them. What really matters is that he might be able to run for his next meeting in due course.
The Switch has motion sensors since its launch in 2017, but most games outside of first-party games don’t really use them. It’s nice to see him GMTP Revival of Wii-like controls on a modern console, but with a new premise. This could have been just an ordinary platformer, but the developer has taken it to incredible heights.
Although the official videos are in Japanese, you can get the game from the US eShop for $5.
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